Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.
Anonymous: Hey, little girl I wanna be your boyfriend. Sweet little girl I wanna be your boyfriend.
BLESS MY CLEVER ANONS
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
my dad’s “No AC until Memorial Day” rule is the bane of my first world existance
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING SICK NO NO IF IM SICK FOR FALL OUT BOY IM GONNA COMMIT
shout out to adam elmakias for documenting every millisecond of spring fever
There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kinda the point?
-The Office (2005-2013)
there are literally so many cars i want omg ok
