get that dude away from melissa mccall or so help me
all of u make harry out to be like this mysterious god of sex but hes so dorky i feel like if he tried to do any of those thigns u post about he would just like trip on the way to the bed
the hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
[louis voice] yes ahem um..the big announcement is….i have a big DICK [niall high fives louis] [liam tries to hide under the table] [harry laughs helplessly because louis has done a Thing] [zayn isnt even there] [wheres zayn] [has anyone seen zayn]
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
